One night, Professor Hojo found the liquor cabinet. It all went downhill from there.
((A fanmade cosplay ask blog for the character Professor Hojo from Final Fantasy VII))
I decided to answer this in song, ater much contemplation as to the lyrics. It’s hard to comletely encompass my feelings for Mr. Velentine in other ways, so let me present you with this.
I fucking hate you
I hope you choke on a dick
The full version will be released on MC Hojo’s next album, so stay tuned! (Or, I’ll let you in on it if you ask nicely. Kids these days are so impatient.)
38: Who Did You Last Call
Sephiroth, wait, don’t hang up a…gain.
I know you’re there, Sephiroth. You picked up the first time… time… what time is it?
Look, I know you turned off your phone, or it just ran out of batteries. You can’t trust this technology mess, really… But there’s something really important I need to tell you. I’ll just… call you back in the morning…
Heh, heh. Flaming.
It’s funny because he’s a ginger.
But, really, Turk, I though we knew each other better than that. I wouldn’t let that ape anywhere near my lab! I’m a reasonable adult with his own booze and lock-picking set to break into President Shinra’s stash.
“Save for when he finds one to be a specimen close at hand, certainly…”
PING! Grand prize winner!
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
A bit of a… hmm, personal piece I suppose. See if you can name all these brains.
Aided in bringing forth stronger and more advanced stages of humanity.
I don’t see the problem.
I’ve got enough liquor in me for, hm, human interaction. Some questions wouldn’t be unbearable.