13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Crimes against humanity. Same old same old.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
Is this really a question?
What? No. Never. Who told you?!
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Nothing other than this job. This is the microscope I got when I was 7. Follow your dreams kiddies and kill anyone who gts in your way. kill them horribly for science.
Is this code or moron? Or both??
I am simultaneously too drunk and not drink enough to decipher this.
Sorry for how long the replies have taken. Things have been dying at an accelerated rate at the lab, with both positive and negative outcomes. And fire. Alcohol and fire do not mix, unfortunately.
Anyways…
He’s a moron, with that foul drivel that he reads. No amount of alcohol can wash that away.
What the staff thinks: Part 2
Heh, heh. Flaming.
It’s funny because he’s a ginger.
But, really, Turk, I though we knew each other better than that. I wouldn’t let that ape anywhere near my lab! I’m a reasonable adult with his own booze and lock-picking set to break into President Shinra’s stash.
“Save for when he finds one to be a specimen close at hand, certainly…”
PING! Grand prize winner!
“Just get back to your poisoned mako drink, professor.” 8|
“Nuh-uh. Bad Vincent! Bad! We don’t want Professor Mc-LiverKill here to drink anything poisoned, because that means I’d have to do all of the work instead. Silly Valentine…Tsk, tsk.”
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
I don’t waste time on pointless sentiment.
But, sometimes… I wish things turned out differently.
What the staff thinks: Part 1
I’ve got enough liquor in me for, hm, human interaction. Some questions wouldn’t be unbearable.
What in the name of-
Hojo are you-?
You know I should-
…
Fuck it. I’m not getting paid enough to do damage control after hours. Don’t even think about coming to me when you reveal top secret information.
I have most of the best concepts ever, to be honest. I apreciate your concpts too. In the spirit of scientific inquiry, and through the value of peer review, let’s go find out!
